cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !

girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!

by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021

Smooth gooch

To rub an erect penis against a gooch in order to smooth that gooch.

Blaine smooth gooched Liza until her gooch was as soft as gooch leather.

by ticklemypickle31 May 18, 2011

shost

Basically like the words 'awesome', 'cool', 'radical', 'rad', 'tubular', 'amazing', 'great', etc. Created by a few close internet friends when the word 'ghost' was misspelled.

"Yesterday, I met this kid, and she's so shost!"

"Did you see the belt that girl was wearing today? It was very shost."

by Lena, PLZ. September 12, 2007

Smooth and Shiny

Hairless testicles

Alex shaved his testicles so that they were Smooth and Shiny

by The Executive Order February 12, 2010

Pickle Smootcher

A homosexual male that operates undercover until he gets you alone. Usually operates in bars or at the gym.

I hate to tell you this Harry, but I think the guy who just bought you a beer is a Pickle Smootcher.

by Benny the chicken killer July 12, 2006

Smooth Criminal

Moonwalking after you commit your felony.

Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.

by Pseudoman(likesodomy) December 3, 2011

Shost

to have a shit and some toast

Hey man yesterday when u called i was havin a shost!!

by David Mapes January 17, 2009