by Yeeesssss February 15, 2010
An interesting blend of combinations of Ingredients to make my very own creation the Vagisil Smootie.
Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.
After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")
Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.
After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")
by Richard Ezekiel Goodrich The Second April 27, 2005
"So Jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?"
"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"
"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."
"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"
"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."
by f0wl3r November 30, 2012
by Jahnke June 22, 2017
To do this you must engage a female in anal sex, and after ejaculating, you drink the liquids secreting from her ass, then simultaneously spit the fluids into her mouth. She then proceeds to swallow the substance.
Dan and I were extremly bored the other night so he decided to give me a chocolate smoothie... it was quite satisfying.
by S. B. Hood Money September 19, 2009
One part sperm, one part pussy blood,
and another part sperm.
Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.
and another part sperm.
Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.
by idontcarewhatthissays December 01, 2009
Born of natural ingredients, this refreshing light beer is Busch Light. Often used in very rural hickish areas of the world.
by FrankNStein October 06, 2007