Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

skitters

The equivalent of pissing shit out of your anus. For the everyday yuppie, it is more commonly known as diarrhea. For those who prefer more spice in their everyday chit-chat, it is known as the Hershey Squirts.

--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?

A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!

It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

I 'et too menny peaches and now I've got teh skitters!

by Messy Bumm July 16, 2005

bank sitter

Commonly used term in the game "Ultima Online" for one who camps or sits at banks (especially Brit Bank West) to do nothing besides show off what they are wearing and/or weapons and items they have equiped. Tend to go AFK for long periods of time doing nothing ingame but remain in place.

The majority of bank sitters are tamers.

Look at how many God Damn bank sitters there are.

by Swizzle August 8, 2003

Skitter

A substance that seens to be on the walls of every fucking public toilet I go into.

Ethan: "Don't go into thon toilet, she's a

bad job."

Daniel: "Sure it can't be that bad."

*Daniel enters toilet *

Daniel: *Gags* "Oh Jaysus, there's skitter

every road."

by The Skitter Man December 16, 2018

Rim Skitter

A person who give anal peasure by licking of the anal sphincter to cause pleasure

"He is a Rim Skitter as he enjoyed using his tounge on a anal sphincter"

by Jake_2792* February 25, 2009

smitten

To be really taken or pleased by someone.

After a few dates with Rob, Sarah was smitten as a kitten.

by RockStar December 28, 2004

The Phantom Shitter

Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.

Damn do you smell that?" "Yea, I guess the phantom shitter strikes again...

by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010