Smegma Smith

That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.

Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.

by FootyStar123 July 28, 2016

smegma sipper

A fetish involving the cheesy scrotum substance. May also be found on a dog.

I hadn’t showered in 3 days. That really excited Betty as she knew she’d be a smegma sipper during foreplay.

The dog wouldn’t stop licking himself. “Must be smegma sipping again”.

by Sudberry January 7, 2022

Smegma

Crusty white shit on ya dick that smells like raw sewage and two homeless men throwing shit at each other

Damn bruh he got smegma

by Xx_sadboy200_xX July 3, 2021

Smegma

yummy dick cheese

guy 1: hey man, eating some smeggies (smeggies; plural form of smegma. preferably dried up and eaten in little crisps) and thought of you.

guy 2: can i join?

by bonkersfeet November 28, 2021

Smegma

The main antagonist of Stranger Things Season 4

"I think we found Smegma in the Upside Down"

by Stinky Buttboy June 18, 2022

Smegma Stealer

An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.

The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!

by Rionox April 20, 2023

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025