by You want to know April 21, 2006
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Holy shit dude, you've got smegmata!
by smegmaaaa November 8, 2007
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Dude, your dick cheese has me smegmarized!
by ThorninmyPride December 21, 2010
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Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body
Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.
When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.
Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body
Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.
When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.
Tom: Whoa! Dude, you have smegma on your lip you fag!
Chris: you trippin' dawg, I just ate some vanilla ice cream.
Chris: you trippin' dawg, I just ate some vanilla ice cream.
by Angry Waiter March 7, 2007
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"watch out for ketchup cop when she sees the smegma on the bottle, she will probably go gretchen on you."
by hoosier daddy July 11, 2006
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A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.
A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.
The Fox News story on Obama's healthcare plan was so utterly filled with lies and exaggerations that it could only be deemed smegmational.
by Alejandro75 September 23, 2011
Get the Smegmational mug.Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to keep it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night after it’s completely dried up.
Man that smegmaholic over there always smells like smegma, it’s probably because he snorts it every single night.
by AgentMaine27 February 13, 2018
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