mahomet seymour junior high

A place in which dumb and smart people socialise and get in pointless groups for classes,most people that go there are strange and spontaneous but the others ones are secretly planning the deaths of fellow students and smelling their hair for some reason

example 1. I can't believe I survived mahomet seymour junior high .

example 2. Yuno gasai once went to mahomet seymour junior high !She learned how to kill from being stabbed in the neck 1 week after she came!

by the potato people are real October 10, 2016

Matt Symons

the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.

1. matt symons is a trouf of douche

2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.

by Caity&+Gabi were really here October 18, 2008

Slymph

A nymphomaniac slut.

Pammy took herself seriously, but she was just a fucking slymph.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Slamon

refering to something that is salmon pink and slammin' (great, brilliant)

yo Blud, dat car is slamon!

by RudeGal89 July 10, 2009

Seymour

He’s got a long time crush on Audrey, and his new plant can help him get at her 🌱 suddenly seymour is so successful, he’s adopted, and is a botanical genius!

Oh Seymour, you sounded sexier than the wolf-man!

by theurchin March 22, 2019

Slyme

One who is so very sly. One can also be a sly slyme.

What up slyme?

You are such a slyme, slyme.

by Thrazz January 3, 2007

Seymour

Someone who is wearing pants with an air pocket in the crotch/zipper area, making it appear that that have an erection. This term can be used for males and females, of all ages.

OMG, do you see that guy? He is a TOTAL Seymour!

Mr.Hawkins is such a Seymour.

John's a bit of a Seymour today...

by Seymour Hawkins August 22, 2012