a sad excuse for a human being that begs for just enough money on the corner of the street to buy a bottle of listerine to get drunk.
by munchkinhatro December 24, 2006
Get the listerine slurper mug.The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.
YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.
by bobo bumpkins January 27, 2020
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A sly chirpse - not blatent - but an equally respected and successful bread winner as the original chirpse
Can be negated with sloppy as a precursor; sloppy slurpse
Can be negated with sloppy as a precursor; sloppy slurpse
Guy 1 "You get on that girl last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, classic phone steal and 'find"
Guy 1 "Fucking good slurpse"
Guy 2 "Yeah, classic phone steal and 'find"
Guy 1 "Fucking good slurpse"
by BreadWinner101 July 5, 2010
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Wow! Mom look at those things on that girls face! Yes son those are slurper dimples, she must gag for a living.
by barchizer March 19, 2014
Get the slurper dimples mug.When eating someone out then putting in the ingredients of a slurpie into their hole then slurping it out with a straw.
by nalan April 4, 2015
Get the Slurpie mug.A colour resembling purple but is not quite purple. It gives off Smurf vibes but has absolutely nothing to do with them.
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