Sluethered

A mic description of being beyond drunk.

Poric is halfway through his second bottle of Jameson}, and he's pissed himself twice already. He's bloody well sluethered.

by Bones Magoo October 13, 2005

Sluece

to steal an actual object or just shadily maneuver yourself out of a situation

You shady little McGuillacuddy...you slueced your way out of that guile of a situation.

That fucker sleuced my entire bag of grungle.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits March 16, 2009

Slued

The act of quickly exiting a shady or otherwise uncomfortable situation.

A gay guy was totally hitting on me last night at the bar, so I slued out of there as fast as I could.

by merlin127 July 17, 2009

Shube

The clear brown substance created by the mixture of lube and fecal matter when having anal sex.

After having anal sex with Jane, and possibly using too much lube, John realized the wet spot on the bed was in fact shube.

by Misschief February 19, 2010

Slumber-Jack

A Slumber-Jack refers to the combination of masturbation & napping. Masturbation is used as a natural sleep aid.

I think the only cure for this hangover is a good Slumber-Jack.

by Midnight Stroker August 20, 2008

Slober

The act of slowly becoming drunk. When you are not drunk, buzzed or tipsy, but you have started drinking.

Kelly: "I'm slober right now. I've only had 2 beers"

by k.shaw November 30, 2009

Slumber party in her basement

To eat a girl's ass

I would have a slumber party in her basement.

by Kurt the Flurt July 7, 2010