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Do you want to build a snowman

It's a way of secretly asking if you want to make out with the asker and eventually have sexual intercourse.
He: Hi there!
She: Hey, long time.
He: For sure. What are your plans for this weekend?
She: None. Do you want to build a snowman?
He: FINALLY!!
by GOIENmv January 9, 2019
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Showmaster

Someone who outwardly appears to be charitable, decent and successful but is actually just keeping up a mendacious ‘show’.

In order to function in the wider world, a Showmaster will try to constantly emanate such qualities as kindness, honesty and generosity whilst concealing the dishonesty, avarice and selfishness which defines their true self.

Showmasters should not be confused with simple liars. The duplicitous nature of the Showmaster’s existence requires great bravado and intricate planning. The effort that goes into maintaining their web of deceit should not be underestimated.

We all know a Showmaster or two but spotting them can be very difficult.
“Nobody new David was a bigamist until both wives turned up at his funeral. What a Showmaster!”
by cardman December 9, 2008
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slowgart

v. To slow down a marijuana rotation by not taking the joint/bowl, etc. when someone attempts to pass it to you. Similar to a bogart but not the same thing.
OR
n. A person who does this

Alternate spelling: Slogart
Don't slowgart the joint. Put down your beer and take it before it burns my fingers!
by Vesus December 7, 2009
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Slowfarter

Pronounced Slow-fahtah

A person acting in a foolish manner and makes stupid decisions.
That SLOWFARTER just tried to cut me off when I was goin' 65!
by S'Cedes June 24, 2010
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Snowman's 'Tache

After the male has expelled the majority of his semen in what ever manner he deems fit the remaining load is squeezed out along the top lip of the recipient, giving them a creamy mustache like that of a snowman.

Inspired by milk promoting posters typically found on the sides of buses and starring Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)
"Gave the wife a right snowman's 'tache last night, she looked like she'd been guzzling a pint of milk!"
by Lazarou Monkey Terror February 29, 2012
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Slowmentum

The opposite of “momentum". Someone who instead of speeding up, slows down.
You're the definition of slowmentum.
by Loltrain14 October 30, 2015
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Snowman Jizz

A shot consisting of:
Rumple Minze
Rumchata
Kahlua
&Cream
I just had a hankering for snowman jizz, so I just had to ask the bartender for some.
by Drunksiblings March 4, 2016
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