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slipped the fish

The memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. The handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.

The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.
Tyrell: Malik from Accounting just DOES NOT have a firm handshake...

Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...

Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?
by joedaprogramma March 10, 2014
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Slippery Taco

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and diarrhea comes out her ass, then slides down, lubing up her pussy.
1. My lady's pussy is so dry, last night I made chili just for the glimmer of hope to get a slippery taco.

2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.
by DaXymbiont May 20, 2015
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slippery tube dude

A common internet name for the snake

its somewhere in the middle of nope rope and boop noodle
Person 1: Oh heck it's a danger noodle!
Person 2: No man it's my slippery tube dude
by Hater67876 May 14, 2019
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Slippery Brick

Insult used by Irish dairy farmers in the mid-eighteenth century to imply that someone was like butter (aka slippery, as in untrustworthy). Kind of a catchall insult similar to « fuck you! »
Ye took my cow, ye slippery brick!

I canna believe ye slept with Connor’s wife, ye really slipped his brick.
by a_bigyoshi December 3, 2021
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Slipperily

(Adverb)
When something is slime-coated or soggy, and behaves with a slimy manner.
The worm moved slipperily in the earth.
by Malooolah August 21, 2023
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Slippery bob

Slippery Bob his true name is Brian Fritz Runs a YouTube channel named @network126

he scams

he hoards

he screams try living my life
by The Leif Harald May 26, 2023
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The Slippery Javelin

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.
At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.
by parralax42 December 9, 2010
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