Slater Ballz

1. A sweaty, wart-covered scrotum. Often itchy and painful at times. Slater Ballz is contagious through transfer of sweat from the balls.
2. often used as a form of goodbye

1. Dude, I got these sweaty warts all over my sack! said Curcio. Dude!!! You have Slater Ballz!!! exclaimed Mike.

2. Slater Ballz Craig!

by Dr. Michael January 21, 2009

skateboarder

one who rides a skateboard and has fun doing it. skaters can be any kind of person; punk, prep, jock, criminal, nerd... whatever. skateboarding has room for all kinds of people, and most of us won't discriminate based on anything but your love for skateboarding.

however, since skateboarding has recently rocketed in popularity, it has now become 'cool'. so now, you have to deal with those who are only doing it to be 'cool'. these people are not really skateboarders.

if you are the other kind of skater (the for real one, and you know who you are) i have some words of wisdom for you. when you get kicked out of a skatespot, don't mouth off to the cops no matter how much of an idiot they really are. if skaters want to get accepted in todays world (which seems impossible right now) then we need to act like civilized people. if thats how we act, that's how we'll be treated, which means less getting kicked out of skate spots and more riding of the skateboard.

skateboarders are usually non-competative people, because competition in skateboarding is fairly low-key; its not really taken seriously. ESPN tried to make it into some dramatic rivalry between the top skaters when in fact they are all friends just goofing around. there's no hating.

by karl July 29, 2004

Skateboarding

the worlds greatest sport, art, lifestyle, and complete and utter freedom ever known to mankind

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

skate or die

skate untill death do us part. just a saying.

skate or die brah frootbooters suck.

by SkateZero March 3, 2005

slater

a bike. comes from Tyler, The Creator's concept album "Wolf" in which the

story's antagonist, Sam, has a bike named Slater

Ex. #1:
Sam: Me and Slater just hit a curb.

Ex. #2:
Darnell: I'm gonna go take a ride with Slater. Peace.

by Lord Flocka April 22, 2013

steven slater

Patron Saint of Flight Attendants

Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.

His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.

by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010

salted

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!

by feedyourcat January 27, 2006