scutterbucket

A dirty man who talks a lot of rubbish (scutter).

A habitual liar, who often tells lies to impress people in the surrounds of a public house, whilst horrifically drunk.
A tramp who goes into pubs (usually Irish ones) with just enough money for a drink (usually cider). Buys drink then proceeds to annoy the locals with his drunken, abusive behaviour, bad odour and incontinence problem.

"Drink up and get the f**k out, ya f**king Scutterbucket c*nt ya!

"Get f*cked ya Scutterbucket b*stard! She wouldn't touch ya with mine"

by Paul C 1981 May 1, 2006

The Sputtering Johnson

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.

In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

by The Realist NY August 4, 2009

Break-Up Stutterer

When you break-up with a person. They enter a state of confusion and begin stuttering as they try to either defend themselves or make you feel gulity.

Steve: Hello Linda
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you?
Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk.
Linda: What is it my love?
Steve: We're breaking up.
Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer.
Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit.

by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009

sluttery

Noun: A gathering place for promiscuous females.

"Man, that night club was a total sluttery"

by pilotfox February 28, 2008

Shutter Shades

Plastic, usually bright-colored sunglasses with horizontal plastic strips where the lenses would be, thus giving the effect of a shutter while defeating the purpose of sunglasses. Shutter shades were debuted by Kanye West.

I was so excited when I bought a pair of shutter shades on sale, until I realized that there was nowhere I could wear them to.

by Okaytosuck October 27, 2008

Skeet-Stutter "SS"

1.the act of pulling out during sex,
2.stopping the act of sex because you are about to skeet.

1. I was making love to my girl, and i didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet-stutter.

by Ram April 2, 2004

Scutterbotch

The dry, whitish crust left on the beard of one who has recently performed cunnilingus

After muffdiving all last night, I had to scratch some serious scutterbotch out of my beard this morning.

by Ché Ré November 27, 2012