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Simmonds

A filthy boy who needs to be taught a lesson; most probably with ropes, chains, leather or dripping hot candle wax. A Simmonds is also incredible in bed, as sexy as hell and will make you do dirty things.
S: "Sweetheart, let me fetch the whip, the butterscotch sauce and the double ended dildo."
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"
by MistressCupcakes November 17, 2011
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Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
by ellispsycho January 5, 2009
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Simeon Soul Charger

Simeon Soul Charger is a band from Northeast Ohio which as garnered a following similar to many mainstream groups.
Their style of music has been compared to Led Zeppelin and Coheed and Cambria's artistic storytelling.
Guy 1:Dude,You go to the Simeon Soul Charger concert last night?
Guy 2:Yeah,It was like Zeppelin and Coheed adopted a kid and taught them everything!
by Rampageevil February 3, 2010
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simhoe

A girl who is thicc but slutty , easy to undress , loses her virginity young and wonders why she gets into drama, nobody has a dirtier mind than her, will never stop flirting , all the guys say smash and so does she
“Hey did you see Simhoe last night? She was banging up connor’s bed!”
Get yourself ome of those hoes”
“Repspect women but dont respect simhoe because hoes go differently
by Jddhdjdbsj November 19, 2017
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Sickolarious

When someone is so funny that you pee your pants and then you fall and barley survive. AND THEN SOFIA KILLS YOU
Marrrrr is so Sickolarious
by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020
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Sicko mode

Driver: oh shit, there's some kids crossing the road, time to go sicko mode
*Proceeds to rapidly accelerate*
by Samueliscool223 February 23, 2022
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jay simmons

A boy that uses girls and turns them to hoes in a lickidy split!
by shittytittymo December 17, 2017
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