national throw your sibling day

when your nutted down your siblings throat and they are about to tell your parents you throw your sibling.

I nutted down George’s throat so he went to tell Mum so I threw him. (It was National Throw Your Sibling Day after all).

by thebear06__ October 31, 2019

purple helmet yogurt slinger

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008

Slap Your Younger Sibling Day

On October 4th, anybody who has a younger sibling can slap them, and they cannot fight back, cry, or complain. They must accept the slap.

Older brother: Hey, guess what?
Younger brother: What?
Older brother: It's Slap Your Younger Sibling Day!
Younger brother: Fine, you can slap me.

by delta! October 3, 2021

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

Slingawhore

a word used primarily by glaswegian and irish sailors to refer the city of Singapore, usually in reference to the prevalence of brothels and prostitues therein.

our ship's next port of call will be slingawhore, i'm glad cuase i'm really horny!

by The Irish Skipper May 6, 2009

Slinging Brown

same as slinging pink (when a woman makes her vagina available to most men) except offering up the back door instead.

Ravaged by her divorce, Shea decided to go on a nympho-like tear, slinging brown to all takers and not stopping until her ass needed stitches.

by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009

garage saling

The act of visiting multiple garage sales within a short period of time, usually within the morning to noon hours. Derived from the words "garage sale."

"Would you like to go garage saling tomorrow?"
"Only if you're driving!"

by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014