Two shits less

Couldn't give a damn

Dude: Hey man, I couldn't give two shits less about what you did the other day

by TheVegasCasanova April 13, 2014

Digiorno shits

Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.

I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.

by Pdog85 November 10, 2017

Delayed beer shits

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.

oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits

by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012

The Screaming shits

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

Next Day Shits

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.

Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."

by Jme9589 January 18, 2011

The Shits

Is a way of saying diarrhoea or violent shitting. The shits involves sitting on the toilet pan and basically shitting out your guts in liquid form. It's like pissing shit out your anus in other words. The shits is not a very pleasant experience unless your a complete shit loving wierdo who enjoys urinating brown liquid out of his/her ass. The shits has many different causes. One of them is by eating food with a very hot pepper sauce on it. After eating extremely spicy food, the explosive diarrhoea experience is even worse than usual. The inside of the ass cheeks burn something awful and it is like someone has shoved a flame thrower up your rectum and pressed the trigger. The shits can also be caused by food poisoning (eating something that is not cooked properly). In this case vomiting may also happen.

''Aw dude, I was eating this unbelievably hot curry with extra hot sauce and I had the shits for like a week''

''I need the toilet, I can tell this is going to be the shits''

Q - ''What's the shits?''
A - ''Explosive diarrhoea dude''

Q - ''What's that awful smell man?''
A - ''Aw sorry dude I had the shits''

Q - ''Wanna hang out?''
A - ''Sorry I can't, I'm having the shits''

by JOBBYpantsss June 2, 2010

Shitsburgh

The nickname for Pittsburgh by anyone not from there... I think the name says it all.

People from Shitsburgh have never been anywhere else in there world or only Cleveland.

by gladimnotfromwesternpa September 16, 2011