youtube shorts

a cringe piece of shit that has no purpose. it only wastes your time.

guy: broooo, i scrolled for one hour on youtube shorts today
guy 2: OMG UR BACK! ITS BEEN ONE YEAR!
guy: what?

by thepersonwhoisreal January 16, 2023

short film

1) A film that's short
2) An MJ video

Ok we're going to watch a short film here

by 1069 October 28, 2006

Short king

A term of endearment for men under 5’9. Many use it for their favorite male celebrity/youtuber/etc who are under 5’9.Popularized by cody ko and Noel Miller in their videos. Short King and manlet aren’t interchangeable. Manlet is more of an insult towards short men in general or for short men who are insecure about their height and try to make up for it by acting more masculine(like body building and lifting)

“Cody ko is such a short king!”
“ I know right? Short kings only”

by Byebyenine September 5, 2019

Short-eyes

Prisoner's word for child molester

The minute a short-eyes hits the shower in the Federal Hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.

by Blackwolf Morrow October 1, 2005

Short texting

People who text really short to a long ass paragraph

I really really like u. I want to be with you forever and ever. I feel like we are ment for each other. I love u soooo much.

Short texting

Ok.

by Penis leach September 16, 2016

Perma-Short

In climates with significant weather changes between the four seasons, a Perma-Short is someone who will wear shorts all year round, regardless of temperature. Usually, Perma-Shorts are male with long unruly hair. They usually complement their shorts with an old t-shirt usually displaying something related to dragons, wolves, eagles, or Def Leppard. It is usually postulated that most Perma-Shorts think they are some how getting back at society by refusing to wear coats and pants.

"Who's the Perma-Short in the net shorts across the street? It's fucking 10 below today!!" --> "What a bad ass, that firey dragon t-shirt is ice cold"

by gRip July 31, 2007

thunder shorts

Nickname for a prize winning fart champion who is so flatulent that the powerful gaseous rumbling nearly blows his shorts clean off.

We called him thunder shorts; he was truly the master blaster.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019