strawberry shortcake

usually named Thomas or Volosin

Boy: hey who’s that Strawberry shortcake

Me: that’s def Thomas he’s like do shortcake

by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020

shortstoppin

houstons slang for stackin bread

im out here grindin shortstoppin

by terriffic June 11, 2006

shortcakeable

One worthy of being Strawberry Shortcaked.

Your mom is shortcakeable.... and your sister's not bad.

by BalkyLepal July 9, 2006

Strawberry Shortcake

It is when you have coitus with a female while she is on her period and you ejaculate inside while she is bleeding and you pull out and your penis replicates strawberry shortcake frosting.

My wife and I made a strawberry shortcake last night if you know what I mean.

by Damien Maske March 4, 2015

alaskin strawberry shortcake

the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it

yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her

by Sabadu Buhhr September 14, 2012

Shitcast

Just like a podcast, a shitcast is an online radio program, only the material in the said program is of low grade.

Jeff: Did you listen to the bobsled podcast yesterday?

John: Naw man, that shitcast is goin' downhill fast.

by Beefster April 17, 2009

Shitcastic

not fully understanding the idea of sarcasm... being shit at it

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as diarrhoea is the lowest form of shit

oh that was a good joke, boy your so SHITcastic

by Kenmaremassive December 9, 2012