shoonism

Shoonism is the act of being a complete faggot or someone that is totally clueless in almost any activity they’re involved in.

As he died due to not pressing his buttons he was blamed it on his shoonism acting up.

by Lts March 18, 2021

Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

Shoong

When you're on the way to get some poons

I'll hit you later bro, bouta get some shoong.

by MR. Aquafina May 1, 2023

Sexually shook

The state of mind when a person is shook but in a sexual way

When Maya stripped naked, Alec was sexually shook

by kc2431 May 27, 2018

bripple-shmonk thought

When you're doing someone's mother and experience a moment of unrivaled mental clarity, a "mid-nut clarity"

Dude, I just had a bripple-shmonk thought while doing your Mom yesterday

by PopsicleTastesLikeGrass November 6, 2019

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shlonker

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin

I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.

by King definition April 21, 2015