Shomps

Shomps is the definition of shit! but a replacment...
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"

JazzyB: You remember the concerts on tonight, right?

Hannah: Oh Shomps!

by yagooo July 6, 2011

shoopage

a word to say instead of "bored"; someone who has a good taste in music.

friend: im really bored...
you: yeah.....shoopage.

you: oh my god! you like the band boys like girls too?! wow that is total shoopage, dude.

by Jim Ritter March 18, 2007

shomp

To jump out of trees or off rope swings into a river (originally the Alafia River in FL).

NOTE: Predicted by it's originator to become a household word by the year 2008.

Rudy and Heather were at the river SHOMPIN' all day.

Tory shomped from the top of the tree.

by HeatherCelena August 12, 2007

shopaholich

A person perhaps with a personality disorder who goes shopping to find comfort.
Shopaholics have any number of maxed out credit cards and will sometimes buy things that they have no logical use for.
Many shopaholics eventually get into trouble for running up large debts which they are unable to pay off.

Joey: My sister went and bought four more pairs of shoes yesterday.

Jilly: But she already has about 120 pairs in her bedroom, This is more than mere retail therapy Joey, I think she may be a shopaholic.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

shompolin

whats up with you today?

Megan: Yo' Katie, whats shompolin?
Katie: Not much, just kalaking :)
Megan: Ahh, cool blud.

by Megan Louise March 20, 2008

Shoman

A relatively smart boy, with international heritage, who has no street smarts whatsoever.

Shoman: Wow! That hydro-molecular compound is reacting venomously with the addition of the genetically-modified feces!

by ywindlass April 26, 2009

shampafro

Noun: the giant, foamy afro resulting from using too much shampoo to wash your hair.

I shamplopped so severely that the resulting shampafro was downright insane!

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010