Shmoehawk

A moronic person, or a fucking dumbass

P1:"bro that dipshit smokes dat shtanky shit"
P2:"what a fucking shmoehawk"

by Yuckymutt August 31, 2025

Poop-Shoed

when a person or persons receives inferior drugs (particularly marijuana) from their dealer while still having to pay premium prices.

Chad: "Check out this bag I just got"
Tony: "Dude... You just got poop-shoed. This shit sucks."
Chad: " Fuck you Tony"

by Jackie Rabbit February 19, 2011

Grimble shmeeding

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus

“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”

by Ne1hypinup May 27, 2023

joe shmoe

just a regular guy

Ugh , look at that joe shmoe , He has no personallity

by the avrg neo-nazi September 22, 2023

Shmae shmoe

A unilateral word that can be used at any point to replace an adjective, noun, verb, adverb, etc. Used in commonplace sentences or phrases whenever possible or needed.
Although usually heard as a negative connotation, shmae shmoe works in all scenarios.

“That pizza was shmae shmoe”, “how’s your new car driving?””I love it! It’s totally shmae shmoe”, “what’s the matter with you?””im just feeling a little shmae shmoe today”

by Henry the sobriety cow March 21, 2024