Shlump

The act of getting very drunk and having 0 energy and proceeding to fall asleep on the nearest couch

Damn rob is in a shlump

by The smurf of cb November 14, 2021

Shlurpy Durpy

The act of giving intense oral copulation that the receiver feels as if their brain has been sucked out of their male genitalia.

Hey Fin, I heard your girlfriend gave you that Shlurpy Durpy last night.

by Korrin Seejehk March 11, 2022

sHlumped

When you’re so fucked you’re sHlumped

Purple you’re fuckin sHlumped there’s no dobermans in the fucking truck that’s a headrest.

by Chefboylt April 4, 2022

Shlumpus

Shlumpus is the coolest guy you will find on the internet. He has a YouTube channel with more than 300 subscribers and almost 100,000 views. And just look at this guys profile photo!

Shlumpus is the best guy on the planet and you should go support his YouTube channel.

Oh damn, Shlumpus lookin' THICK!

Aw shit. Shlumpus hasn't posted in more than a week?!

by Shlumpus7 June 28, 2022

Shwumpy-lumpy

Alternate wording for the male genitalia.

Dang, dude, she really wanted that shwumpy-lumpy last night.

by Izibella January 14, 2023

Shlump

(/sh⋅l⋅Ūm⋅p/)
Verb: The action after loosing one's bones. Where after all of your bones vanish or are taken out of your body, you turn into a pile of meat and skin, slowly falling, like a potato sack in slow motion, into a puddle on the floor.

Ah man did you see what happened to Jessica in that horror movie with that insane doctor? When she lost her bones she totally shlump(ed).

by Lobster_with_a_gun November 19, 2022

shlumptus

When somethin is shlumpy but with a tus

There is mad shlumptus on my cock

by Voxenfree June 17, 2023