Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick

Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

by Robert Robert May 18, 2021

Shlong Smoker

Any male that put another males shlong into his mouth or just a jackass.

SHLONG SMOKER: Hi fellas
FRIEND: ur such a shlong smoker dude

by Stu Brooks December 8, 2004

Shlong Bong

A penis pump

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.

by HUD1974 August 6, 2020

Slender Shlong

Since slendermen has long limbs this extends to his dick - slender shlong

Kennedy - hey do you think slendermen has a big dick
Susie - yeah haven’t you seen the slender shlong

by PissKink369 August 24, 2021

Shlong for brains

Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong

"you shlong for brains!!"

or

"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"

by Adam the Flatulent October 26, 2007

shlong sack

when you nuttsack is longer than your dick

my shlong sack is so hard

by ass liccer April 25, 2019

Shlong hopper

A woman who moves from one man to another, having sex with each of them.

Bro, that girl is a real Shlong hopper.
Bro, I know, she can really take a lot of cock up the ass.

by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020