shlong dong

what women want.

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.

by Mr. jerks alot. August 5, 2008

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shlong

one of the many nicknames for one's penis

my shlong aint so long.

by jackolyn marie August 16, 2008

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shlong

A huge dick , penis, rod

Adel has a fucking small shlong.

by Jose Garcia gonzalarz Jimmy January 19, 2009

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Shlong

A floppy penis.

"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"

by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009

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Shlong-Pong

The sexual term to Describe beating of a person's penis with a Ping-Pong Paddle. Commonly Done By men, They grab a Ping-Pong paddle and induce force upon the person's penis or scrotal area.

He pissed me off so I played alittle "Shlong-Pong" With him...

by xO1VeRxCl0SoVx January 1, 2011

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Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

by Satan's Cock August 3, 2006

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