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Shitternets

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.
Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.
by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011
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Grammar Shitter

A person who:
1. Doesn't know the difference between (your, you're)/(their, there, they're)/ (its, it's).
2. Gets upset when someone corrects their grammar and says something along the lines of "Grammar police" and "wow your that type of guy" and "nobody cares, its the internet" (notice how it's all wrong)
3. Won't just say thanks, edit their post, and move along (aka hella prideful despite being wrong)
Wow the advertisement guy's a grammar shitter. He wrote "The first of it's kind."

Grammar Shitters are downgrading the quality of English in the world. They won't accept their errors and get upset at people for properly using English grammar.
by Romsicle March 4, 2019
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free style shitter

A person who cannot defecate unless completely naked.Believe it or not,although rare,there are people who feel compelled to strip down in order to poop.It is most likely a harmless OCD condition.
I hope you're not waiting to get in the bathroom.Dad is in there and he is a free style shitter. Gonna be a while.
by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011
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shitter

(a) the arsehole
(b) the shithouse
He went to the shitter to drop his load

He got fucked up his shitter
by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006
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sittersauce

The booze you give a friend for watching your kids on impromtu notice.
Can Darci watch our kids tonight? I will pick her up some sittersauce...
by J allen P 1231 June 6, 2011
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sheep shitter

Johnny states there are many sheep shitter's on sunday.
by Christopher De Lillo October 16, 2008
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Shy Shitter Syndrome

Shy Shitter Syndrome, or SSS for short, is an epidemic that makes waves, or lack there of, around the world. People suffering from this terrible plaque have trouble taking a shit in public, or when people are around, making it very unpleasant for the sufferer and people they're with.
Ted: Dude, I gotta take a shit so bad.
Bill: Well there's a bathroom over there.
Ted: I can't use a public restroom! I suffer from Shy Shitter Syndrome!
by LogoNinja August 13, 2014
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