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Shitface McDouchetard

Guy 1:

Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.

Guy 2:

Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
by wearebieberhaters November 15, 2011
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shitfuckdamn

an all-encompassing curse word, good for when you're not sure which one to use
ex- that hottie must've heard that fart i just laid...ah shitfuckdamn!
by franc68 April 3, 2008
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shit faced saturday

Last Saturday I was so shit faced, I pooped NEXT to the toilet instead of in it...shit faced saturday...CLASSIC!
by shkristy April 17, 2010
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Shitfaceing

I got drunk and started shitfaceing my friends on Facebook.
by Wreknball November 11, 2016
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shitsauced

A combination of the words shitfaced and sauced, both meaning extremely drunk.
After a night of heavy drinking, David was looking pretty shitsauced.
by madmax89 July 13, 2009
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Shitaoed

Last night we went to the Fox and Hound. Jennings had to drive us home because we got shitaoed.
by Kevin Dollar June 14, 2011
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Shituated

The result of being comfortable enough on the toilet to start/continue taking a shit.
After wiping the seat, and with no one else in the public bathroom, I finally got shituated on the toilet.
by TheFiend138 September 1, 2014
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