shitbrit

That Ye Olde English literature that all of your high school teachers can drone on about for a good hour EVERYDAY OF HIGH SCHOOL. NAWT that great, sorry Jane Austen. Honestly, the only reason people like shitbrit is because it was one of the first things ever written and that's why it was such an achievement. SMH

wanda: "hey I'm reading Pride and Prejudice... such meaningful British literature."
minnie: "wow COLs that's some shitbrit if I've ever heard of it" COLs again
Wanda: Fine. I'll go read Beowulf.
Minnie: EVEN worse.

by edge of a precipIce September 25, 2010

Shitprick

When someone/something annoys you particularly used with a person called Shane

Shane ur such a fucking shitprick

by Ethanlin999 May 2, 2018

Shitprick

Someone who you don't like or is extremely annoying.

Shane, ur such a fucking shitprick.

by Ethanlin999 May 7, 2018

Shitdick

Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I shitdick every day before we sleep.

by TacoPuss33 May 9, 2014

Shitkicker

A U-Turn

Rob - Fuck we went the wrong way, we better make a shitkicker
Jon - you damn right

by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018

shitkicker

mofos who kick ass like luke skywalker, aka luke shitkicker

kel: hey, did you see hector get his ass karate chopped by bob yesterday?

les: yeah, that's cuz bob's a shitkicker!!

by kelvin shitkicka June 25, 2007

SHITDICK

WHEN A GIRL GETS DRUNK AND GETS FUCKED BY TWO GUYS IN A ROW AND ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTLY STICKS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE. HE FEELS SOMETHING SQUISHY AND PULLS IT OUT YELLING "THE BITCH SHIT ON MY DICK..." THE OTHER GUY POINTS AND SAYS HA HA SHITDICK.

THE HOMIE GOT HIS NAME BY STICKING IT IN THE WRONG WHOLE, SO WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR THAT FOOL, WE ASK, WHERES SHITDICK??

by FELONY211 March 8, 2010