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geezer shopping 

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.
Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

spot shopping 

The intention of going to the store to buy one thing but you look for other things you may want.
I went spot shopping at Wal-Mart the other day and left the store with a cart full of junk.
spot shopping by Shock Smoove October 23, 2010

snipping Bungle's finger 

Phrase To prematurely cease fecal evacuation by voluntary sphincter contraction.

Derivation: From the friendly "Bear" character in the 80's hit British kid's TV show "Rainbow".
The door bell rang, so I had to snip Bungle's finger and wipe as I sprinted to answer it.
snipping Bungle's finger by Diddly January 27, 2004

slipping a nugget

Otherwise known as "following through" when a person farts and accidentally lets out a small piece of poo.
~ why are you slipping nuggets over Fifa?!
~ don't slip a nugget!
~ stop slipping nuggets!
~ look everyone, he's slipped a nugget!
~ stop slipping a nugget!
slipping a nugget by nugget slipper February 22, 2014

slipping in the turning lane 

To get car jacked in the far right lane at an intersection because you stopped instead of rolling through and making the right turn. This term was made infamous in Texas. Mainly in the Houston, Dallas, and Port Arthur areas. Car jackers set up and hide at intersections waiting for a vehicle of there liking to roll through. If it stops and is in the turning lane, car jackers ambush the vehicle, get in and make the right for the previous driver never to be seen again. Car jackers who do this, have no shortage of victims in Texas. Many people in Texas have slabs and/or customized, flashy vehicles and one of the ways they show them off is by moving slow or stopping in the turning lane near intersections.
When your in Texas, don't EVER get caught slipping in the turning lane.

Sipping Whiskey 

Sipping Whiskey is a term used to describe a whiskey that is quite smooth and easy to drink with no harsh 'bite' on the palate or throat when you swallow. It is meant to be sipped and savoured.
Most single malt scotch whiskeys and some bourbons are good "Sipping whiskey / whisky".
Sipping Whiskey by Noddy QLD February 28, 2011