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no shit sherlock! 

An expression, used towards stupid mofo's, who make a complete idiotic remark, which is logic or obvious as hell.
rich boy: look at me, i've got money, i have prestige, i'm capitalistic!
dude (slightly irritated): No Shit Sherlock! *hits him*
no shit sherlock! by ParaNoia April 10, 2004

no shit sherlock 

A joke to say to a friend. Based on Sherlock Holmes being clever and yo friend stating the obvvious. demonstrated below:
Dude: Hey, you've got a beard dude!

Dude 2 (rolling eyes) no shit sherlock! You are such a douchebag!

Laughter follows
no shit sherlock by codfather December 9, 2013

Slippery Sherlock 

When climbing out of the bath, you accidentally slap your sister across the face with your penis. Intentionally or unintentionally
Have you seen Ricky lately, he's in pieces. He accidentally gave his sister a slippery sherlock last night and she liked it!
Slippery Sherlock by andygamblin February 28, 2009

No shit, Sherlock 

Used as a way to say things like "It's obvious" or "duh".
Goes well with "grass is green".
AMONG US: MIRA HQ SCENARIO

Canibus: It's some horny Impostors in the bathroom again.
050 (Oso): No shit, Sherlock. The grass is green, after all. ("It's obvious, duh.")
No shit, Sherlock by Chardino November 13, 2020

No Shit Sherlock 

Me: Ha, it’s Florida, I bet it’s hot
Omniscient person: No Shit Sherlock

no shit, sherlock james

a smoother way of saying no shit, sherlock
Obvious Surgeon General says: fat people are more prone to heart disease and death

dude: No shit, Sherlock James

Sherlock James: Fuck you both, I'm going home