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No Shit Sherlock

Someone who believes they always have the answers, a know-it-all. Usually used to insult that person when they make a stupid insight or just repeat what has already been said. Sherlock being a reference to the literary detective sherlock Holmes.
"We should fix this tire."
"Well, if I were you I'd fix the tire."
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"
by c. Wallace May 21, 2004
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No shit, sherlock!

What you say when somebody/something says the obvious.
" Once I was 7 years old--- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"
by zuhazana August 4, 2016
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Sherlock Holmes

A handjob in the movie theatres, usually over the pants.
Guy 1: Dude! Can you believe I got a Sherlock Holmes on the second date?!
Guy 2: No shit?! What movie?
Guy 1: Transformers.
by hermies131213 July 16, 2011
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Sherlock's Asshole

When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.
I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!
by Doctor Strangelove's Pet September 3, 2016
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Sherlock Holmes hat

A deerstalker hat. Called such because the famous detective of the name is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,Scott,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Andrew,and Tony are all wearing Sherlock Holmes hats.Such impressive headgear; I like their hats!
by JMC70 January 11, 2017
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sherlock season 5

a way to make all sherlockians sad
this is one way to tell if a person watches or has an addiction to the bbc show sherlock
*person 1 discussing with person 2*
person 1: yeah, so i heard that it will be years before 'sherlock season 5' comes.
person 2: *looks up and cries*
by cumberbxcycle May 19, 2017
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Sherlock Hoed

The investigation of said female you are planning to impregnate is a hoe or not!
Important to carry out a Sherlock hoe check before your bang it!
I Sherlock Hoed that bitch before I banged, didn't want no STI or shit!

Did you Sherlock Hoe that hoe before to tapped it son?
by K4njar August 12, 2017
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