fit shaced

Extremely shit faced, so shit faced that you can't even say shit faced.

I'mmmm rreaa...lly fit...shhhhhhaced.

by Ian March 5, 2003

shanted

Originating from a combination of getting shagged and cunted comes 'shanted' which simply means to massively exceed the recommended amount of alcohol in a single drinking session. Especially appropriate in Pikey/ gypsy circles.

'fuck it let's get shanted'

by Southern Tranny July 23, 2009

Shahed

A beautiful girl name meaning honey. You should be really lucky to have a friend named shahed. Because a girl with that name is trust worthy, pretty, loyal, loving, caring, responsible, funny and lots more. A girl whom is shahed is really nice to people and doesn’t judge people at all. She respects everyone and she is really unique and creative

“ omg my friend is called shahed and she’s the absolute best”

“ shahed is so nice she just helped a grandma pass the road”

by Elephant that loves ants May 11, 2019

sharted

an unexpected burst of shit while farting

i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"

by Harry Hardcastle January 26, 2009

shaved clam

*****A Shaved Pussy*****

Your girlfriend has a shaved clam

by Your Neighbor January 5, 2006

sharted

When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.

Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.

by mrausch May 31, 2009

[Sharted]

When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.

Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted

by Super_Arj October 15, 2007