Shaft cuddler

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina

Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint

by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020

SDASTFU

Sit Down and Shut the Fcuk Up

"If you don't have anything meaningful to add to this discussion please SDASTFU..."

by Joseph Ginnah ZN April 6, 2021

Sahastra

The one who gonna conquer the world , God amongst men , equivalent to 1000s of men alone and with the heart of gold

He got Sahastra

by idontknowiamgod November 24, 2021

shaft jaft

shaft jaft is another definition of blow job that came to me in a dream

“Ruby just gave that guy a shaft jaft!”

by chcknsandwich December 28, 2021

wacking shaft

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.

Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night

by Balllllsack July 9, 2010

Dead Seastar

Sexual position when someone is so tired that they just lie on their back with their arms and legs spread wide and wait for their partner to go to work.

Last night when I went to bed with my partner, I was so tired that fell into the dead seastar position, and still busted a fatty.

by yosita March 25, 2011

Dickey Shafter

One who behaves in an angry, annoying, rude, mean, or no-fun attitude, while simultaneously screwing you over in any way.

(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter

Jack - "Yesterday Marcus made me late for our double date because he took 45 minutes to shower. Once he got in the car, he kept telling me that he is going to hate the movie that we're going to see, and he was spitting insults left and right!"

Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"

by Konvickt Baller March 5, 2013