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Pencil Sharpener

A term often used to describe this or a similar kind of sexual interation:

It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.
Friend: Dude I could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl Beverly!

Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.

Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1
by Jeremy Lanko January 10, 2006
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Pencil Sharpener

1. A woman's vagina. sex usually involves a man inserting his "pencil" into the woman's pencil sharpener.
2. A sometimes electronically-powered device used to sharpen pencils if they break or become too blunt.
1. Dude: "woah, check out that hot ass babe!"
Other Dude: "I gotta sharpen my pencil in that baby!"

2. Kid: "Teacher, can I use the pencil sharpener?"
Teacher: "Why are you asking people permission to use a pencil sharpener? Just do it already, it's perfectly legal!"
by B34ST December 28, 2005
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Sharpen The Sword

The act of trying to get smarter by having sex with intelligent individuals.
I have a physics test tomorrow that I didn't study for, so I guess I'll sharpen the sword with Steven Hawking.
by Diddle Jack October 3, 2016
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sharper than a buck fifty

He (any pronoun)looksharper than a buck fifty !!!!
by OG 1965 Edition April 18, 2017
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Sharlet

Damn bro!! Did you just let out a sharlet??
by jesuswasreallyhere February 8, 2020
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sharpe

A common word people think of when trying to make up a 'new', 'cool' word. In reality it is neither of these things.
Person 1: HEY, it'd be really cool if we made up a new word

Person 2: YEAH..... how about 'sharpe'?

Person 14: You're both twats
by Neil Carnatt May 30, 2009
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pencil sharpener

(v)When a penis gets so torn up from the teeth of a female during oral sex to the point that its pointy
My dick is now totally mangled after that crazy vampire woman gave me the old pencil sharpener.
by Jack Quinn October 16, 2005
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