shambles

1. A word used by idiots who think they'll sound intelligent if they use it in a sentence.

2. The state in which Africa was left after the Europeans had their way with them.

"Aye, those Europeans left Africa in shambles."

by apgovt March 30, 2009

Shable

A food product that doesn't go bad - it is "shelf stable"

Grocery store manager: "Just put those pies over there. They don't need to be refrigerated because they are shable. They'll last for a while."

by Etobijo April 1, 2010

shample

to fuck a girl, when you want

Yo i shampled that bitch last nite.
I neeed to get some shampole tonite.

by Ghost aka Fantasma December 8, 2005

shambles

A plural noun, which is treated as singular in construction of sentences, that has connotations of disorder, particularly when as a result of willful indiscipline.

How did that shambles ever get on the air?
Trying to get anything useful done over a video link always results in an unusable shambles.
Wow, episode 36 was an epic shambles.

by ubercurmudgeon January 19, 2011

spamble

A new and improved word for the act of spam...

Made by Phlufe Pig

Yay. Lets all Spamble

by blamb March 12, 2005

Shambie

A man with a heart of courage, who has reached stud-like status.

Now that man is a shambie!

by G-Spot July 23, 2003

Shmable

Shmable is an elderly woman with completely natural flaming red locks, sings high pitched opera in church choir every Sunday morn, has a medusa for a piercing, and dines on Taco Bell EVERY evening. Always regular nachos with cheese and sour cream. Carries LARGE oversized Lucky brand handbags. Smokes American Spirits because it's the cool thing to do.

Side note: ANIMAL LOVER.

Is that your natural hair color? Yes, that's shmable. DATING.

by Joshewrynnnn September 6, 2010