Fake and Shake

When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.

Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

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The Jersey Shake

The practice, primarily by men from NJ, of looking away as they shake your hand. Sometimes it's to see if there's someone more important in the room as they enter, other times it's a subtle reminder that they're glad you had a chance to meet them.

I just met your friend Joey, does he have a lazy eye? He seemed to be looking at something else while he was shaking my hand or did I get The Jersey Shake?

by C Ezra III November 8, 2012

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5 Dollar Shake

Used in reference to the milkshake in Pulp Fiction purchased by Mrs. Mia Wallace, for something that's more expensive than its worth; even if its pretty damn decent.

"I don't know if that shake's worth five dollars but it's pretty damn good." - Vincent Vega.

"Holy shit dude, eight bucks for ice cream? What a 5 Dollar Shake."

by Robert Akins June 19, 2004

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