stereosexual

One who is constantly working in the studio; an engineer or producer.

Guy 1:Dude I was in the studio all day on two SSLs and a Neve.

Guy 2:You are such a stereosexual.

by yoelbenyehuda September 29, 2011

heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

Heterosexual relationship

A relationship where the female works 10 times as hard as the male, or at least claims to.

I sure am glad I've never been in a heterosexual relationship. I don't like to make other people work so hard.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).

"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."

by monica borbele October 9, 2012

Heterosexual

A group of opposite gender likers who also are scary and should be gay

Gay people: oh hi

Heterosexual people: oh wtf I’m straightttt aaahhhh u can’t turn me gayyyy

Gay people: I just said hi. TvT

by Heh heh yk who January 10, 2021

Heterosexual Bae

A Bae who is of the same sex, but is straight.

Alexx: we are the best Baes ever!
Christy: Yes! Heterosexual baes!

by gaaaaaayyyyy September 5, 2014

Heterosexual Exception

A heterosexual exception occurs when you are homosexual (not bi) and you have a sexual attraction to someone of the opposite gender yet are still homosexual and this is the only person of the opposite sex you find appealing as such.

Tobias: Omg. I have a total heterosexual exception towards Rachel!
Mike: Really?!

by Raven Nevermore January 26, 2017