funky spiderman

A euphemism for autocratic asphyxiation

I've got my belt and my lube, time to do the funky spiderman

by Ansuz August 27, 2015

Spider island

The act of placing a spider on your bell end while in the bath creating an "island" . The spider will run around on the end of your penis creating a stimulating effect. best results occur with the more hairy specimens.

"dude u seen any house spiders about ? i wanna spider island tonight "

by BONESy August 20, 2013

spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.

From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."

by Telephony August 29, 2014

Spider-Man

The Spider-Man is a move that you make mid-sex, here’s how you do it: You crawl across the bed to your girl, aim for her crotch, and dive head first into it.

Me: “YO! Me and Sarah just did the Spider-Man!”
Friend: “What the fuck...”

by The Rapes Bane October 13, 2019

Cosmic spider

The act of a woman squirting glitter as she cums onto Uranus

Anne made a cosmic spider on Brian that he won't soon forget.

by Golden girls 2013 December 28, 2013

Spider Man Butt Slap

A meme where one guy dressed as Spider man slaps another guy dressed as Spider Man. As seen on YouTube. Note: this meme is usually shown at the expense of EsfandTV a twitch streamer and degenerate.

He fell for it again that Spider Man Butt Slap meme, why he so stupid, Jdawg's Rough Riders for life

by JackSmitTheslipperySticks March 5, 2022

spide

"It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. " never have truer words been spoken. what they also should have said is "millies fuck anything with a pulse and an adidas watch".

millies are the female spide. spides are like the chavs in Northern ireland. utterly pathetic, travelling in large groups to make sure they dont get "bate" usually living life on the dole, and the worst part, picking fights with random people for no other reason than you are there. Racist,sectarian,pathetic... the scum of the Earth and the bottom of the barrel in the evolutionary ladder.

spides make sure they say "fock" and "leek" in every sentence.

by Luke March 8, 2005