Semi Noob

Knows a little, not a lot, because it's all still a little new.

Yeah...Yeah i know... well erm sort of...just show me again. I am a semi noob you see.

by A Semi Noob October 22, 2011

semi-crush

a word used to describe the stage in between of liking him/her and having a full on crush on them. there are usually 10 levels of semi-crushes. if you reach level 10 or higher then it would be a full on crush.

having a semi crush on someone means you like them, but he/she has 1 or more flaws that stand out.(ex:racist,disrespectful,rude)

another reason you might have a semi-crush is lust. lust is deadly thing where you like a person plainly for their attractiveness and don't plan on commitment.

having a semi-crush can often lead you to fantasize made up scenarios with them. this is completely normal.

you can say you have a semi-crush on someone, without making it sound like you like them very much.

nah man, i have a semi-crush on her.

by serenaxoxo December 26, 2016

semicide

Killed by semi truck.

Rudy was run over by an 18-wheeler semi truck. Cause of death marked semicide.

by kloon882 September 6, 2017

sammiches

REALLY tasty sandwiches.

I like sammiches. To eat them.

by tawny September 23, 2003

sammitch

noun . Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat, fish, cheese or any edible delights placed between them.

"give me a bite of that sammitch"

"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???

"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"

by samnhouston December 19, 2006

sejmis sandwich

When a slut situates herself between two guys, giving her easy access to give hand jobs to both parties.

Person #1: Look at that girl over there, making a sejmis sandwich.
Person #2: Looks like both guys are gonna have a good time.

by madame psychosis June 18, 2011

Semi-Smart Phone

A smart phone which randomly creates new words during texting making communication difficult.

Damn this semi-smart phone sucks!!! Love the blame game!

by SmartA55 September 4, 2011