Horse Semen

A gunky substance that tastes of porridge

Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day

Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

semen dreamin

Waking up from a wet dream and noticing your pants are wet.

I walked out to get a drink of water and my dad asked if I pissed the bed. I said, "No man, the girl in my dream was riding me, I must have been semen dreamin!"

by Garfunkel99 April 4, 2021

semen demon

one who is a bandit of man juice and uses it for the purpose of dark and sinister purposes

watch out for the semen demon (aka geoff critzer) he shall rob your clean sheets

by semen demon and frank the tank November 11, 2003

Semen Sunrise

When a woman is asleep, you blow your baby batter in her hand. Then you wake her up by tickling her face. When she goes to scratch her "itch", she gets your special sauce all in her face.

Lindsay was asleep on the couch when Nate came up and gave her a Semen Sunrise.

by Shartz December 28, 2007

semen sleeper

One who sleeps in sheets that recently have had semen on them

"I havent washed my sheets in a week."

"Kampbell your a semen sleeper"

by hookem1961 June 18, 2014

morgan semen

Verb: When a person ejaculates onto a picture of Morgan Freeman.

Hey man, look at this Morgan semen

by BubbyRoons January 16, 2015

Semen-Boarding

When A LOT of semen is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning in semen.

-"Hey masturbate into this cup for me"

--"WTF? Why?"

-"For America."

--"What?"

-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"

by Honestly, I'm batman. August 6, 2011