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selfie shadow 

When you're taking a picture of yourself and the device is casting a shadow on your face. Disrupts casual vibe in selfies.
Did you see Mary's Instagram? Like, totes selfie shadow.
selfie shadow by Instagay September 6, 2013

selfie-incrimination 

Taking a selfie on a smart phone you stole.
My phone got stolen but I got it back from the cops because the rocket-surgeon thief did some selfie-incrimination.

selfie wanker 

A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.
she's such a slag, I bet she texts lots of guys! what a selfie wanker!
selfie wanker by max payne July 2, 2015

Selfie Induced Sudden Death

A so far poorly understood, fortunately infrequent phenomenon describing the often shocking loss of life that can occur during an innocent selfie moment.
As she stood alongside Bixby Bridge capturing what was intended to be the perfect Big Sur selfie, the happy but clueless tourist tumbled down onto the rocks below, succumbing to what is now known to be Selfie Induced Sudden Death.

Selfie Stick 

A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.
"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"
Selfie Stick by AmericanSwag February 2, 2015

selfie game 

The ability and competence to compose and capture a good, high quality selfie that is both flattering and impressive with the littlest of ease.
Person 1: "Here, let me take a selfie."
Person 2: "Damn, that's a great photo! You've got some strong selfie game."
selfie game by longqat August 7, 2014