Standoff 2

A counter-strike similar game by Axlebolt made for mobile that replaced critical ops. The majority of the player base of this game is from Russia. Updates are delayed for ios most of the time but the overall game is fun and competitive.

RIP C-ops. Imma go play standoff 2.

ios user: When will standoff 2 update come?

by Zovio July 8, 2020

Colorado Standoff

it is a 1v1 match in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Hey man, do you want to have a Colorado standoff.

by dickdock December 10, 2009

Mexican Sendoff

A sexual act in which you take a juicy pepper while doing a girl doggy-style and then quickly sqeeze pepper on yourself and stick it back in. Then yell " AYAYAYAYAYAYYA"! The sensation is amazing, after this, you must get off, then send her on her way.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a mexican sendoff last night, she wouldn't stop crying....

by plays4u June 21, 2010

Mexican Standoff

A situation in which multiple (3+) gun weilding people are all pointing their shit at each other. They hold out to shoot until someone fucks it up and everybody dies.

The snitch in Reservoir Dogs must have been like "man im fuckin up theres a mother fuckin mexican standoff going down in this mother fucker. fuck.'

by speede September 22, 2006

sandon

Essentially chafing with a sandy, rough feeling.

My balls are sandon!

Hey, you ever had sandon nuts?

Dude, it's so hot I'm sandon!!

by Dlo February 24, 2017

Standoff

noun. a person who calls everybody else a new jack, so that they themselves don't get called new jacks. Usual targets are people who generally listen to mainstream bands, regardless of experience in hardcore music, and music diversity.

"You know that fool steven?"
"Yeah man, that kids a fuckin standoff."

by DanielDisastrous March 17, 2009

mexican standoff

When you take six paces from a girl, spin 180 degrees, and masterbate furiously at her face.

I gave Kim a furious mexican standoff last night.

by Jerktart July 31, 2011