Scuffham

When you drop a ham on the floor you get scuff marks which leaves you with a scuffham.

Similar to scuffing shoes on the floor.

Mik dropped his ham and now he is a Scuffham.

by rucedawgerschloggerdawgernstuf October 23, 2009

bug scuffle

Bug Scuffle - n., a brief, vigorous, public dispute between insignificant persons, esp. of those of low or sleazy character.

"The celebrities had a bug scuffle over the issue, making them both appear stupid," or, "The arriving-officers were told that the bar fight was not major - just a bug scuffle".

by Dave Sohagi September 7, 2010

scuffer

A derogatory term for Britains uneducated, peasant underclass. They are known for wearing "prison white" training shoes, "designer" labels, baseball caps, anything with a "Burberry" check (though often not the genuine article), drinking cheap spirits/wines on the street and from a bottle, when allowed inside a pub' they drink pints of lager until they cannot stand at which point they attempt to fight anybody within arms length. They also chain smoke, write in pigeon English, swear at least once every time they open their mouths, spit on the ground regardless of location and waste their lives away milling about shopping malls while complaining how unfair everything is.
Usually applied to males, an equivalent term for females is "kappaslappa."
It should also be noted that Scuffers themselves appear to believe that the word is a compliment and that petty theft and violent crimes are a game.

See those drunken scuffers brawl

by Bob February 4, 2004

scriffed

The way scruffy musicians look and feel after a long night of riffing, rehearsing and partying.

"That dude looks totally scriffed!"

"Yeah, man, he's all scriffed-out and shit."

"I feel straight wooly scriffed yo."

"Hey, I'd love to go, bro, but I'm just way too scriffed-out right now."

by Justin Sloane July 30, 2009

scuffgod

A legend who is a rap god and hypebeast

Bruh see that clean g there?
Yeah, he's lookin like scuffgod

by Supreme lord scuff February 19, 2018

scruffstache

Unkempt or unruly mustache; the feeble beginnings of a newly grown mustache

"Dude, go shave that scruffstache off. You look like Doogie Howser."

by wherethehellwasi January 14, 2009

scruffypuff

the cutesy name for telling someone that they look like a hot mess; an adorable kind of scraggly. do not call someone a scruffypuff if you are trying to insult them -- it would be like hitting someone with cotton balls when you're trying to leave a bruise.

awww, she looked like such a scruffypuff when she woke up from her nap. adorable.

by captain ragamuffin April 28, 2010