Schlicht

manager of logistics

hi my name is dan and i sign for crickets

by Mott Billiard December 20, 2004

Schlicher

Shit licker (german)
one who licks shit

he licked shit.
he is a Schlicher.

by nygirl77 October 27, 2010

Schlick

An old flabby woman who likes to lose peoples papers constantly. She enjoys telling us that gifted children are more likely to kill them selves than a regular child. She puts up pictures of her daughters but often replaces them with pictures of a dolphin that broke her flabby hand. Schlick does not let you use the bathroom because she wants to see how long you can go before you pee your pants. She also calls us nerds and makes us watch movies about inventing, and immigration, and october sky. She has also been divorced twice.

Mrs. Schlick

by 123456787649453690780268054654 May 12, 2011

schlim

1. The male sex organ; a cock
2. A derogatory term.

Sally Joe: Wow your schlim is so tiny its about the size of a babydick.
Bob: Shut up bitch
Sally Joe: I wont allow that little thing anywhere near my babymaker!

by CH0NCEY May 21, 2006

schlick

something of significance, relating to slick or smooth passing.

“bitch that was so schlick bro”

by slippss August 22, 2020

Schlieffen Plan

The act of convincing a female that you are going to make sweet love in her vagina, and then right before penetration, unbeknownst to her, you spin said female around and penetrate her anal cavity until fatal and or serious internal bleeding commences. The result of aforementioned interior bleeding is an easily identifiable ring of blood around the base of the shaft... of the penis.

Last night at band practice we had the best schlieffen plan ever, it took an entire roll of bounty to remove the rings of blood from the participants dongs.

by Where's Ten? December 1, 2004

schleb

Lazy Butt: doesnt want ot do anything and complains about others to take blame from himself

Grew is a schleb, and doesnt want to take responsibility for his actions.

by pimpinpoma123 March 3, 2007