ilse schaap

ilse schaap is a pretty cool and really pretty girl that likes to dance. oh and she also has a dope bsf ngl

“who is ilse schaap?”

“only the coolest dancer on the planet”

by urmomisfine124 June 10, 2021

scharf-a-mole

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often

my god, is that a scharf-a-mole, I thought they were extinct

by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003

Scharf

A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.

We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.

by Sugardong October 29, 2014

Schaeffer

The act of being a bum; being a bum;

Son, youre acting like such a schaeffer.

by KAndrews February 25, 2010

schaef

To spam grenades at every oppotunity

hey man lets spam like schaef

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

schwafty

Something that is neat, nifty, keen, and novel, all rolled into one.

Bob: "Did you know that there is an Acme place down the road? They deliver pizza, beer, and cigarrettes!"

Joe: "Wow, that's pretty schwafty!"

by s13g3 January 28, 2006

schaefer

The biggest tool in the shed and or chest. The Schaefer is most likely to be such a tool he would most likely own a a huge tool franchise or company like craftsman, snap on etc
He is probably the CEO and Co founder of the business
You should watch out cause the schaefer is the biggest tool you will ever see

Hes almost a big enough tool to be a Schaefer.

Damn what a Schaefer.

by Tool hata November 14, 2011