slammed ham

Tenderized lady parts.

Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.

by A naughty mouse 123 November 28, 2020

Birthday Scammer

A cheeky little so-and-so who pretends it his birthday (on multiple occasions) simply for personal gain and benefit

"Hey it's my birthday today! Where's my present?"
"F*ck off Bill you had your birthday two months ago, you birthday scammer"

by Bill Benton November 28, 2011

E-Scammer

Someone who sets up deals on the internet with the intent of not honoring promises or even threatening legal action to someone who you owe money.

Certified E-Scammer Reviewtechusa Tried to steal money from BigCheeseKIT, Sponsored criminals, and E=Begged for a camera he later returned to scam his subscribers.

by ReviewcviperSF4 June 30, 2016

pokemon scammer fag

Someone who sells you a fake Pokemon game. Like soul siver.

This Pokemon scammer fag sold me a fake copy of Pokemon soul sliver. It was really undertale in disguise. Ughhhhh...

by Accurate trashman May 2, 2018

the car warranty scammers

People who try to get into your bank account via a call regarding your "car's extended warranty".It's become a meme where this message can pop up anywhere, like in the sand on the beach, to in your goddamn birthday letter.

Me:I got a call from the car warranty scammers.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.

by SeriousSkippy May 17, 2021

slammed

Mobile phone account transferred to another service provider withbout holders consent.

Dude, my phone wouldn't work this morning for awhile, then it showed another phone company on the screen, I must have been slammed!

by Holly Wood August 8, 2005

Sammed

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.

she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.

by ewokery October 21, 2009