Hotness Scale

A measuring tool that many guys use to quantitatively compare the hotness of girls on a 10 point scale. While girls may do this to, men are notorious for having consistent and somewhat harsh scales. The scale is a harsh scale, since there is no real thing as a perfect 10, and fairly attractive girls are given scores that are what they may seemingly deserve. For example, Kirsten Dunst would probably only recieve a 6.5 or 7. This is a fair rating. The minimum rating that most men would consider fucking is a 4.

EX-

A: Dude I would totally bone that chick, she's a 6.5.
B: Are you blind? She is a 4, far below fucking standards on the hotness scale.

by Larry Finster December 28, 2009

land sakes alive

Used as a general term of exclamation or surprise similar to oh my lord, or oh my goodness, or oh shit. Mostly used by people in the 1930's, 1940's, and 1950's. Possibly a minced oath (softened form of swearing) substitute for "For the Lord's sake."

See also land sake.

Land sakes alive, my grandmother said. That sure was a swell sunset.

by Bret_in_Mesa January 12, 2008

The Becca Scale

A scale on which women are ranked based purely on physical attractiveness. Ranges from 1-100, with 1 being the lowest base unit, 1 Becca, and 100 being a theoretical perfect state. 20 and above is respectable, 40 and above is hot, and 50 and above is smokin' hot. Less than 10 is subhuman. Numbers around 100 are reserved for celebrities and those generally acknowledged to be the world's hottest women. Personality and Intelligence are not included on the scale.

"That girl on the other side of the bar, I reckon she's about 25 on The Becca Scale. I could do that."

by JojoAgogo January 23, 2009

For fucks sake

An expression of annoynace and anger

"Oh for fucks sake, you came on my hand!"

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

wakame sake

A sexual act in which a woman (traditionally Japanese) pours sake into the valley that appears in a woman's lap when her legs are closed. Her partner then drinks the sake from there. Also can be used to refer to the sake which is drunk in this act.

Called "wakame sake" because the woman's pubic hair in the sake is supposed to resemble soft seaweed (wakame) floating in the ocean.

"She let me drink her wakame sake last night"

by slothrop April 26, 2006

Relationship 10 Point Scale

1st... Hug
2nd... Holding Hands
3rd... Kiss On The Cheek
4th... Kiss On The Lips
5th... Open Kiss
6th... Kiss With Tongues
7th... Touching Boobs, Vagina And/Or Penis
8th... 7th But With Clothes Off
9th... Oral Sex
10th... Sexual Intercourse

Dude1: How Far Did You Get With That Girl?
Dude2: Well, On The Relationship 10 Point Scale We Got To 4! :D

by LilMissBlondie August 17, 2009

Kg-scale

The scale rating women on how many kilos bodyweight they'd have to lose before one would consider sleeping with them.

The number indicating the amount of kilos the woman has to burn, meaning the scale ranges from 0 (totally doable) to infinite (NEVA).

Not to be confused with the Draught Beer Scale

- Dude that fat chick over there is totally eyeing you!
- She's gourgeous. A solid 9!
- Dude... On the kg-scale maybe
- I like'em chuppy

by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014