No Simping Saturday’s

This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.

Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass

(No Simping Saturday’s) No

The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday

by Lil Bit6969 April 16, 2020

Saturn Vue

A badass whip. The preferred vehicle for miniature blonde spies, Floridian babes and crunchy granola New England gals. A sex siren, basically.

Sally drives a Saturn Vue. Sally gets a lot of play.

by the mighty bee August 16, 2008

Satur

To be very drunk. The term is derived from Saturday, meaning "drunk" day.

Cat: Saturday, Saturday, Saturday is drunk day!
Danielle: Awww yeah we're gonna be so Satur

by ontheprowl December 15, 2010

Satulate

To bring satisfaction to one's life or situation.

You need to satulate your life

by themomodermondar January 15, 2018

planet Saturn

a position of extremely high elation. Usually happens when one has made a major achievement or passed a major hurdle or step up in ones life.

When Donny passed the comprehensive exam for U.S. Naval Nuclear Power School he wasn't just floating on Cloud 9, he was racing around the planet Saturn. It was the happiest moment of his life.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 11, 2007

task saturated

Complete shutdown while multi-tasking, often resulting in catastrophe.

The fighter pilot lost spatial awareness and became task saturated while dog fighting, consequently, he ate rock at 400 knots.

The woman driving on the freeway was attempting to do her make up, text, and drink a latte. She couldn't keep track of the road and newtonian physics took over.

by poopflag January 11, 2010

Bad Saturday

The day after good Friday. This day is for doing stuff that you wouldn't do on good Friday... or any other day. Its like mischief night. Except more epic.

Hey Jake what are you doing for Bad Saturday? Oh I'm shitting on Sammy's wall, wanna come?!

Hey Jake what are you doing for Bad Saturday? I think I'm going to go to Sammy's house and throw a flaming bag of shit at her... WANNA COME?!

by GucciManTheG March 22, 2011