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Satch

verb-satch, to satch, satching

The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.
"Hey have you noticed that Chris has been satching that same Bud Heavy all night?"
by Nightbinger August 20, 2008
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Satchith

Colloquial in South India for one who is a compulsive cheater. He has limited endowments and is often so full of himself that he becomes really fat from it. Usually found around ugly girls and tries to get them into bed by telling them he is in a rockband, whereas in reality, he eats a lot and does pot all the time. He looks like a stoned monkey most of the time.

Often abbreviated to "such shit".
Look at that douche, he's such a satchith walking around campus.
by sarkaridopot April 29, 2011
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Satchy satchel snatchy Satch Satchmo Sathya sitchy spatchy satched Satchelism

satchmo

1. a bad ass trumphet player

2 or a benjiman for more detail see hippiehut
1. whoa check out that bad mofo rock that trumphet

2. benjiman hurry up and piss u shit head, tree fuckin, satchmo
by onebigcracka May 5, 2005
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Satchmo

v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis
"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."
by Charlie December 13, 2003
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Satchel

A female's ass.
Woah, check out that girl's satchel!
by crazycooldudewhat June 1, 2009
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satchawang

you will learn soon satchawang.
by thats fueeee July 9, 2009
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Satchelle de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche
by TMoneyID February 21, 2011
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