Satoshi

A 100 millionth of a Bitcoin, comminly known as the penny of bit coins, named after Bitcoins creator. It takes 2000-3000 of these to equal one $0.01. Also a common way to see the ammount of money your taking in while mining Bitcoin. Most computers ($1000ish) can get around 100-200 Satoshis an hour.

Guy 1: Dude i was mining Bitcoins last night
Guy 2: Same, I got a few Satoshi now

by Armdaddy July 5, 2016

stacking sats

The act of accumulating satoshis ("sats"), the penny of bitcoin over time. This term emphasizes that even really small accumulations of bitcoin are useful because of the value they will have in the future.

Stack sats, fuck bitches

Put at least 1% of your salary towards stacking sats. Your grandchildren will thank you from their mansions.

by kryptokaare April 28, 2019

satellite jeon

A habit for Jungkook to be with Jimin and he subconsiously follows Jimin wherever he going.
It already became a part of his daily routine to be near Jimin

It used to be Jimin that followed Jungkook around but now it's the opposite (Satellite Jeon)

by Flossie-min May 7, 2018

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Cabinets Sativa

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

Church of Satan

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016