sailing mishap

from Teen Girl Squad

SAlLING MISHAP

by cheeseguy June 8, 2004

sampling

The art of traveling around a supermarket or warehouse club where free dood samples are offered. A person can make a tasty meal out of sampling depending on his or her talent. Try not to linger or appear too often at a particular sample station. Also, beware of salsa samples as others may have double dipped the salsa.

Velma: I'm'a on a diet, Shirl. I don't eat fudge bars anymore.

Shirl: They're setting out samples.

Velma: Oh, and let's try the pigs in a poke

by ignor September 18, 2004

Sapping

Origin: A more appropriate way of saying "Yackabating." The s is for "self" and apping is from "yapping."

Def: To talk to oneself

Bob: Hey, I won the race!
Bob: Oh, well nice.
Bob: Hey, Thanks!

Joe: Hey Bob, stop sapping.

by SilusW April 4, 2005

sailing the ship

driving whilst most intoxicated

The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I am sailing the ship home!

by cap'n joe November 10, 2008

fishing for sapplings

Favorite activity for pedophiles who look like Chris Monroe.

Dat freaky perv be fishing for sapplings a la Chris Monroe

by Claire Isaac October 3, 2003

Sailing buddies

Code for friends with benefits. Usually used in front of parents, teachers and peers to hide the truth.

Person 1: Are you and Alice in a relationship

Person 2: Nah, we're just sailing buddies

by Trollmaster919 October 12, 2012

Sapping

When a female (Girl) demonstrates wetness in the panty area.

Ohhh snap!! That girl be sapping.
Her vagina was sapping so much!
She sapped all over my bed sheets.
She covered my tree in sap.

by John Legcock May 9, 2011