Sandblasted

Extremely high and/or drunk - to the extent speech, walking, and basic tasks become impossible.

Dude, last night I got so high I couldn't figure out how to work my microwave. I was sandblasted!

by dogfijs3 September 9, 2015

Handblaster

A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.

Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.

"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."

by the akademik July 7, 2005

Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a man shoves sand down his penis hole and blasts sandy cum on a bitch.

Last night i did the Tokyo Sand Blaster, this hot bitch sucked on my spring roll. little did she know i shoved sand down my godzilla. When she wanted me to squirt my wasabi on her wonton's, but i Tokyo Sand Blasted her in the face.

by The Real Space Space Nigger August 9, 2011

sand blaster

Large anal expulsion of gastrointestinal gasses post coitus on any sand covered coastline.

do you really need an example? O.k.:

"my girl was riding me on the beach, and I totally pulled a sand blaster!!"

by beefymess September 2, 2009

Tokyo sandblasted

When a male ejaculates on a women’s face and throws glitter on her so she will be sparkly

Carlo totally Tokyo sandblasted me last night!!!
#bless

by Bussin respectfully July 19, 2021

Tokyo Sandblast

The Tokyo Sandblast is a legendary technique where you give someone a handjob but right as you're about to bust, you get the palm of your hand and rub at the speed of light.

My girl just gave me a Tokyo Sandblast

by Master of the 13 techniques May 17, 2021

Sandblast

The act of skeeting on a girls face then throwing sand at her and running away

"Dude what happened to that girl you took to the beach?"
"Oh I sandblasted her ass and took off"

by Sandblaster May 26, 2007