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Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the shitter is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the shitter is and purposely not tell you! And then wait to see if you wrong yourself! Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
by Satchelist January 7, 2022
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Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the loo is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the loo is and purposely not tell you! And then enjoy watching the panic as you try to find one before it’s too late!

Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say” does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? “ The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie, and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
by Satchelist January 7, 2022
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Satcheloté

Satchel, wallet, purse.

Spanish dictation
Lucy can’t find her satcheloté cus she dumb af.
by Killkam January 27, 2022
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Samkhele Mabaso

a very cool and creative business minded person with ambitions and goals
I am focusing on my life goals i want to be Samkhele Mabaso
by Sallygotthesauce111 March 10, 2022
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Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends
Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends
by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022
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satchelhead

Any bag of a satchel type design easily used to 'head' out on demand
I took my new satchelhead out tonight, much easier access to all my things than a backpack.
by Rodel Iteralde April 6, 2022
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Samche

Pronounced Scam-She

1. A woman that uses everything around her to make herself look like the victim from the man she is in a relationship with when she is herself is the one doing all of the abusing.

2. A woman that cries wolf about the opposite gender she lives with claiming all kinds of abuse. Even going as far as to fake evidence of abuse. When behind the scenes she's doing all the abusing.

3. A woman that feels she can do no wrong. That it's always the fault of the person she's in a relationship with and she's always trying to get everyone to understand it's never her but always the person she's with and they must understand that she's the real "victim".

4. A woman that likes to lie about the person she is in a relationship with saying all kinds of things that person did to abuse her even believes what she is saying. Knowing full well that she's just lying and most of what she is saying is actually what she is doing to that individual and more often. It is done to keep the person she is in a relationship with down at all times so they can never be what she perceives to be better or happier than she is.

Most of the time it is towards the opposite gender and someone that she is in a relationship with but not all of the time. All of the time it is against someone that she has known for a time, lives with and she perceive to be bigger than and or stronger / happier than she is. But not to be confused with a Karen.

Samche is derived of the two words banshee and scammer.
Look at how that woman is treating her boyfriend and now she's crying abuse because he told her to stop. She is a samche.

Look at that girl and how she's treating her brother and after he told his parents she cries victim total samche.
by Coyodee August 28, 2022
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